Dramatis personae (state of play):
- Hans-Dieter, a Znork
- Jochen/Anke, a two-faced Twin-Znark
- Kurt, a spiderlike Zrzxl, barkeeper
- a fluffy Flump, patron
- a seven-branched Menhor, patron
- a headless Droohlo, patron
- Space-Cowboy Joe (aka Joseph Jonathan Multiplex XVII), arch-enemy of José
- José, el Gaucho del Universo (aka Pepe Garcia), arch-enemy of Joe
- Mrs. Multiplex, Joseph’s mother
- Guiseppe, called Beppo, il Pastore dello Spazio
- Josef, called Joschi, der Kuhhirte des Kosmos
- Francois Truffaut, private investigator
- Sofia Coppola, his secretary
- Leni Riefenstahl, heiress and client
- Otto Preminger, her husband, sausage factory owner
- Sergej Eisenstein, a milkman
- Luna R, demon-huntress
- Dint-Ah, her trusty crossbow
- das Naatzol, a Keeper of Hell, 3rd degree
- Susanne Srp, a victim
- Zeus, Olympic God
